On a Monday.
This is sort of a secret, but yesterday I acquired a global positioning device, the SGM-005, that can give me the precise location of any person, place or thing in pretty much the whole world. Yesterday, I used it to locate our very lost Donato’s Pizza. Today I used it to track down my cell phone and to send signals to the European FBI.
Speaking of the globe, here are some things I learned in my Global Citizenship Class today:
- .19% of the United State’s budget goes to foreign aid. Most of the other affluent countries in the world pledged and have given .7% of their budgets.
- 12 million children die every year and mostly from treatable diseases, like the flu.
- 8% of Americans, aged 18 to 24 couldn’t identify the United States on a world map.
P. S. Happy Belated Birthday to my Dad.
March 28th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
Your dad looks kind of like my dad. Sometimes you do jerky things like write on my facebook wall even though I gave it up for Lent, but I still like you mostly.
March 29th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
I’m sorry Christy. I shouldn’t have done that, but I had good intentions. seriously.
March 31st, 2006 at 11:29 am
it’s ok. I was lying, I like you all the time.